Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Initial Impressions of the New TV Season


  1. ABC has a hit in the making with FlashForward. I'm not thrilled by ABC's transparent attempts to present this as the next Lost, but then again their attempts are somewhat effective. I'm enjoying the performances of Joseph Fiennes and John Cho, and I'm intrigued by the mysterious stadium camera footage...

  2. Gossip Girl is entering that post-high school no-man's land where so many other teen dramas have met their demise. Just as Dawson's Creek took a nose dive when everyone, you know, moved away from the creek, we'll soon find out whether Blair and co. can survive south of the Upper East Side. I'm certainly a fan of GG creator Josh Schwartz...but I can't help but remember what happened to his first hit show post-graduation. OK, I'll spell it out for you: The OC sucked after season 3. And the show's demise can't be attributed solely to Mischa Barton's departure.

  3. Speaking of Dawson's Creek, I've really enjoyed the first three episodes of Kevin Williamson's new series The Vampire Diaries. I'm much more interested in this show than any of the CW's other teen dramas (especially 90210 - I just can't find a way to care about those characters).

  4. Reality TV is still thriving, thanks to Top Chef and Project Runway, but Survivor is a bit stale. Host Jeff Probst needs to stop providing obvious and annoying narration during challenges. Dude, this the 171st season of Survivor - give up the futile attempts to convince us we've just seen "a Survivor first" during every episode.

  5. Better challenges (and drama) than Survivor? Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins. This is the best guilty pleasure on TV.

  6. More credible and almost as enjoyable: the new Curb Your Enthusiasm season, which hasn't even entered the Seinfeld reunion plot arc yet.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Bouludchick

Top Chef Observation of the Week:
Guest chef Daniel Boulud and Patriots coach Bill Belichick were separated at birth.


Friday, September 11, 2009

POP HAIKULTURE: A New (Idol) Hope


Paula made us laugh,
But Ellen will make us laugh
Intentionally.

Friday, September 4, 2009

POP HAIKULTURE: The Crypts and the Bloods



Just watched the prequel
To that Underworld movie...
Vamps versus Werewolves!

It got me thinking,
Why does America have
Vampires on the brain?

From Twilight teen vamps
To True Blood's Byronic Bill,
They're the next 'bit' thing.

Friday, August 28, 2009

ONE-LINE REVIEW: District 9

If you're tired of summer sequels, prequels, and '80s cartoon remakes, District 9 offers a unique take on the alien invader genre - and on topical issues like refugee camps, mercenary armies, and xenophobia. 2.5 PB Jars

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Gran Torino a Grand Disappointment

Rented Gran Torino on DVD this week and was definitely disappointed. My main criticisms are:
  • subpar acting - especially on the part of the children who play Thao and Su

  • subpar writing - Walt's (Clint Eastwood) racist rants were kind of funny in the beginning, but the weakness of the dialogue writing becomes apparent by the time we get to the ridiculous barbershop scene (in which Walt teaches Thao how to "be a man" by insulting people and talking about his imaginary car being in the shop).

  • subpar story - There were some potentially interesting threads left dangling, such as the potential rivalry between the Hmong gang and the Hispanic gang, and I would have liked to see Thao take "Yum Yum" out on their date in the borrowed Gran Torino. That would have been a perfect opportunity for Thao to display his newfound confidence in a confrontation with his gangbanging cousin.
I'm a big fan of Clint's, but this movie really dragged for me. I'd recommend that you instead rent his underrated film Blood Work (2002), co-starring Jeff Daniels and Angelic Huston. Now that's an interesting and well-paced movie.

DVD Review of Gran Torino: 1.5 PB Jars

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

MOVIE POLITICS IN A NUTSHELL: Alternate Histories


By Peanut


Can a historical film flip the script on history - and still be considered historical?

I argue "Yes" in the case of Inglourious Basterds, which injects a giant shot of Quentin Tarantino epinephrine into the heart of a WWII drama. Specifically, he imagines a fictional counterpart to Hitler's Gestapo terror squads: the Basterds, a crew of Jewish-American guerillas led behind enemy lines by Brad Pitt's "Aldo the Apache." While the Basterds and their deeds exist outside the real historical timeline, their adventures (and those of the revenge-seeking Shoshana) shine a spotlight on the the defining themes of the war.

Brutality and Mercy - Seeing as this is a Tarantino film, we expect the Inglorious Basterds to be defined by their brutal methods. Yet for all their bat swinging and machine gunning, the Basterds demonstrate a remarkable capacity for mercy. Case in point: Aldo will let a Nazi soldier live so long as he answers his questions honestly. This does serve a practical purpose - the survivor will enhance the Basterds' infamy in recounting their violent acts - but it helps to contrast the absurdity of the Nazis' violence to the purposefulness of the Basterds'. Their goal is to end the war - ASAP. While they take personal enjoyment in achieving that end, this humane goal supercedes their individual well being.

The Nazis were not the only ones guilty of senseless brutality during the war. The British killed hundreds of thousands in their bombing raids against Germay, as did the Americans against Japan (including the two nuclear attacks). At the same time, U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt declined to drop bombs on the Nazi concentration camps, perhaps because he couldn't stomach killing the innocent prisoners inside. Whether or not FDR made this decision out of a sense of mercy for the death camp detainees, the ultimate consequence was that America left the gas chambers untouched, and 12 million people (including 6 million Jews) were murdered in those camps between 1939-1945. The Basterds serve as more than just an instrument of revenge: they illustrate when it's best to display mercy, and when it's best to inflict brutality.

Nice to know that Tarantino doesn't pull any punches - or baseball bat swings -
when taking on as dark and heavy a subject as World War II.

Innocence Lost - In films like Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan, we see the dehumanizing effect of WWII on the soldiers and civilians involved. Inglorious Basterds does an excellent job of illuminating this loss of innocence for soldiers and civilians alike. On the soldier side, we're introduced to "The Bear Jew" (Eli Roth), a Basterd who strikes fear in the hearts of Nazis with his Louisville Slugger. Yet this super soldier image stands in contrast to his innocent former self, symbolized by his Boston accent and references to Ted Williams and Fenway Park. By the end of the film, he's like a machine-gun-wielding psycho - a hyperbolized portrait of the shell-shocked GIs who ultimately returned from the war.

The story of Shoshana reveals the civilian side of lost innocence. The Nazi reign over Western Europe shatters her childhood and transforms her into a cold, calculating revenge-seeker. Even though her plot to take down the murderous Nazi regime was pulled from Tarantino's imagination rather than the history books, Shoshana embodies the anguish and the courage that defined the experiences of so many victims and survivors.

So - what does it all mean? I say that alternate histories have incredible value when they can find a way to shine more light on the historical narrative. Inglourious Basterds is outstanding entertainment in its own right - incredibly well written and acted - and it tells familiar stories in a new, revealing, and necessarily bloody way. 3 PB Jars

Thursday, August 20, 2009

POP HAIKULTURE: The Immaculate Fermentation



What would Jesus do
With the 12th overall pick
In my bar league draft?

Will Andre Johnson
Outscore Fitz and Moss this year?
And what about Brees?!

My indecision
Could kill my draft day mojo
So I'll let Him* choose.
*Him = Sam Calagione,
creator of Dogfish Head beers,
which I will be drinking heavily throughout
our fantasy draft this Sunday at Standings Bar (NYC's best sports bar).

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Top Chef Last Vegas


"TOP CHEF" SEASON 6
premieres tonight at 9:00 ET on Bravo, and I'm all in.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, Padma...

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

POP HAIKULTURE: What about Brett Fav...ruh?


He couldn't let Vick
Hog the quarterback spotlight -
Same old song and dance.

I never thought I'd
Say this in a thousand years:
Go back to acting!