What would Jesus do
With the 12th overall pick
In my bar league draft?
Will Andre Johnson
Outscore Fitz and Moss this year?
And what about Brees?!
My indecision
Could kill my draft day mojo
So I'll let Him* choose.
*Him = Sam Calagione,
creator of Dogfish Head beers,
which I will be drinking heavily throughout
our fantasy draft this Sunday at Standings Bar (NYC's best sports bar).
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