John McCain is a HUGE "Die Hard" Fan

My friend sent me this email today at work:
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From: D.D.

Sent: Friday, January 18, 2008 12:36 PM
Subject: Live Free or Die...

The T-shirt says "Live Free or Die" which is the state motto of New Hampshire.
Whoever submits the funniest line in the space gets a beer on me (see attachment)...

Instead of a simple quote, I decided to write a mini-dialogue:

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[McCain notices the woman’s "Live Free or Die" shirt and immediately thinks of his favorite movie, Live Free or Die Hard]

MCCAIN: It’s "Hard."
WOMAN: What?
MCCAIN: I said, "It’s ‘Hard’."
WOMAN: Huh?
MCCAIN: I was looking at your chest, and I just wanted to let you know that it’s "Hard."
WOMAN: Excuse me!?!
MCCAIN: You know, Bruce Willis and…uh…that guy from the Apple commercials. Car chases, explosions… [Still staring at her chest while thinking about the movie] Man, those blockbusters really get my blood pumping…
WOMAN: You pervert! I’m leaving!!! I hope there’s still room at the Obama rally across the street.

[End scene]

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Feel free to post your own "McCain quote" suggestions in the Comments...